"That is the ugliest shower curtain I've ever seen."

Chris poked his head around the doorframe. He was giving Joey the deluxe tour of his apartment which, considering Chris rented an efficiency, involved opening the refrigerator and the closets, too. "I'll have you know that fish and aquatic life in general are timeless shower curtain motifs. Have a little respect for the interior decorator."

"It's plastic. Transparent plastic. With fish, Chris. Aren't shower curtains supposed to be, I don't know. Floral?"

"Fatone." Chris clasped Joey's shoulder. "I think it's past time for you to move away from the family homestead."

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