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For trixiesfic: "Chris and Lance. Phone calls (or emails, your choice) from Russia."

xxslityourwristsxx (4:34:03 AM): oakay so we were out at teh club just now and they were playing coldplay and jc and justin were dancing and i thought taht j might actually come right there in his pants on the dance floor. you should have seen it. v. hot.
bassjamesbass (4:35:43 AM): God, that screenname of yours always sends me into a dragging tailspin of panic thinking that one of the teenyboppers found my AIM handle. How drunk are you right now?
xxslityourwristsxx (4:36:13 AM): that's the point. not very drunk. no, that's a lie. am very drunk. very very drunk. so drunk
bassjamesbass (4:36:45 AM): Damn return key, right?
bassjamesbass (4:39:48 AM): Chris?
bassjamesbass (4:45:23 AM): You fell asleep on the keyboard again, didn't you. or you wandered off and found something shiny to stare at.
bassjamesbass (4:56:21 AM): Oh, you're so much more trouble than you're worth, I swear.

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bassjamesbass (1:42:37 PM): Hey, I just got back from flight sim and I'm wiped. I know I was going to stay up so I could call when you got in tonight, but I think I'm going to make it an early night and just crash for a while. Talk to you later this week, okay?
xxslityourwristsxx (1:42:38 PM): Off listening to angsty emo rock lyrics and contemplating shooting myself in the head because I'm, like, so tortured! Like, leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get back, okay? Tee-hee!
bassjamesbass (1:43:12 PM): Miss you.
xxslityourwristsxx (5:12:48 PM): Miss you too, dammit, but yeah, sleep is a good idea.
bassjamesbass (5:12:49 PM): Zzzzz.
xxslityourwristsxx (5:13:24 PM): And your away messages are still boring.

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xxslityourwristsxx (9:59:47 PM): Just so you see this when you wake up and check your computer: We all miss you horribly, and I miss you most of all, and I hope that you're kicking ass and taking names over there. Or at least the kicking ass part, because, you know, you need like, ten sheets of paper to write down full names over there. I know! I read Tolstoy! You've got all these characters with these huge long names, and nobody ever calls them by their real names, it's always the stupid nicknames, and on one page they're Ivan and the next page Vanya and I always had to make a chart or a diagram or something in the flyleaf just to keep track of who was who. Or was that just me?
bassjamesbass (9:59:47 PM): Just for you, Chris, my sleep away message, spelled backwards: zzzzZ.
xxslityourwristsxx (10:00:03 PM): Freak.

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xxslityourwristsxx (7:35:51 PM): You're probably sound asleep right now -- you'd better be sound asleep right now -- but dude, I just heard the news and that sucks so hard it's like a really sucky suck thing. Tell us what you need, okay? We're here for you if you need us. I'm here for you if you need me.
bassjamesbass (7:37:01 PM): Not asleep. Should be. Not asleep anyway. I just -- there really isn't anything you can do. I'll get through it. I'll think of something.
xxslityourwristsxx (7:37:59 PM): Okay. Look, lemme call you. I just want to hear your voice.
bassjamesbass (7:38:45 PM): Gimme ... gimme a few days, okay? I'm not really ready to deal with it yet.
xxslityourwristsxx (7:42:01 PM): Okay. whatever you need, whatever you want. Just let me know.
bassjamesbass (7:42:58 PM): Yeah. Thanks.
AIM (7:43:03 PM): bassjamesbass has logged off.

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